This Woman Ordered 'Free' Carpet Samples For Her Cat And Instantly Regretted It

This woman thought she was doing a nice thing for her pet but it quickly became a bit much. Imgur user RowdyMcMenace unleashed the menace on herself with a free carpet sample scam she documented for all our amusement.

This woman thought she was once doing a nice factor for her puppy however it temporarily become just a little a lot.

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Imgur person RowdyMcMenace unleashed the threat on herself with a free carpet sample rip-off she documented for all our amusement.

She writes within the first panel of her tale, "It started off innocently enough. I stumbled across this cool feature on Amazon to get free fabric and carpet swatches and thought "these would make a neat cat scratcher and they're unfastened so..."

Why not make a DIY cat scratcher? All you need is a a stump and something the cat will enjoy scratching. In my experience, cats like scratching my couch. But it wasn't a perfect system.

"The first package arrived and it was a good quantity but I noticed no longer all of the textures had been gonna be good so I ordered more," she writes.

But things started to pile up.

"A LOT MORE!!! HOLY SH!T"

Somehow, Ms. McMenace didn't realize exactly what the repercussions of this fabric experiment would be.

"I am on night shift so I used to be woken as much as this. The delivery guy isn't glad. I swear I didn't notice I ordered this many and I thought they had been all going to be small!!," she writes. Can you imagine how mad the post office is about this?

"They are not small. At this level I'm panicking and my boyfriend stepped in to get all of them unwrapped. The cats are super interested and I'm laughing hysterically out of anxiousness that my long run husband may notice I'm a psychopath and depart me."

Carpet sample hoarding could be grounds for divorce.

But her fiancé sat down and helped her open all these ridiculous packages and it seems she didn't quite learn her lesson. She wants other people to do this!

"Oh guy you guys I've truly abused the device here. Let me know if you wish to have me to show you the right way to abuse the gadget too! I'm an enabler, and it'll make me really feel higher."

No, don't! Consider the post office!

She says, "I simplest hope the warehouse guys have handled my degree of stupidity prior to because this tops the charts."

Why would you wish that on them?

Also, why haven't you thrown some of these out?

On the bright side, the cats are happy.

"We have halted growth now that all the large ones are open. I regret not anything. 10/10 recommend Kitty thrones," she concludes. I guess things don't always go viral because we learn a useful lesson from them. 

Maybe consider not turning the local post office against you. If you want to give your pets something to destroy, you can always buy (or make!) them more toys. 

But if this is something you want to do, she outlined how in another publish.

"Step 1: be a primary member or mooch an account. Then pass to the dep. selection on the home page."

"Step 2: scroll all the way down to home, open the submenu, and click on furnishings."

"Step 3: scroll virtually all the method down till you spot this unicorn of free magic and click it so arduous!

"Step ilostcountalready: filter your results. Or don't. I clearly didn't. Pick something expensive that you want a piece of and open it."

"See that colorful sentence that says "order a FREE Swatch"? You know what to do. Push it real good."

Her remaining piece of recommendation?

"be picky."

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